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Andrew of the Galactic Council

Joined: 07 Jul 2002 Posts: 5877
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: Man cuts his own throat ... |
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Well sorta. Good story!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_fe_st/odd_self_tracheotomy
Omaha man uses steak knife to perform self-tracheotomy
Thu May 8, 9:09 PM ET
OMAHA, Neb. - An Omaha man struggling to breathe used a steak knife to perform an at-home tracheotomy. Steve Wilder said he thought he was going to die when he awoke one night last week and couldn't breath.
Wilder said he didn't call 911 because he didn't think help would arrive in time. So, the 55-year-old says, he got a steak knife from the kitchen and made a small hole in his throat, allowing air to gush in.
Wilder suffered from throat cancer and related breathing problems several years ago. About that time, he had an episode where he couldn't breath because his air passages swelled shut. He said that's what happened this time around.
Doctors don't expect Wilder to suffer any adverse affects from the tracheotomy once it's healed. _________________ Get off my plane. |
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mooselover81 Mentally Challenged

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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ukau Level 3 SacAirsoft Stalker

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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STUD.
I probably would have broke the skin, shatted my drawers, fainted on the knife and shanked myself in the heart...only to be found by EMT's with soiled underwear  _________________ I got more game than a wild life preserve..
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Waffle Mentally Challenged

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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And this years Darwin award goes to... _________________ If the MP5 was a man, it would be like one of those shady mysterious guys at the bar that even the timid shy girls sleep with on the first date.~one of my frineds talking about MP5's |
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michaeld You know you want to be me!

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha what a baller _________________
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Andrew of the Galactic Council

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Waffle wrote: |
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Who? _________________ Get off my plane. |
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ChADLy Post whore

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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He lived...
Darwin would by this guy a Beer! |
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XpoisonfreeX Admin

Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 1578
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: agvdsf |
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He'd also Buy him a beer as well!
that is hella gangster, ugg I don't know if I could do that. _________________
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metalmaster Jewprentice

Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 2456 Location: ¿Qué? (Davis)
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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I'm in the same poo stained boat as Ukau...that guy is a BOSS _________________
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mr.pajamas SacAirsoft Stalker

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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BAMF _________________
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The time will come, John. The time will come. |
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CutsMan Post whore

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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Savvy _________________ ~Andrian
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tex25 Level 2 SacAirsoft Stalker

Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 1081 Location: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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this dude is a sav!!! _________________ would you like to donate to the anti-me mugging you fund
"it is better to die like a tiger than live like a pussy"
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wraith667 Level 3 SacAirsoft Stalker
Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 1541 Location: alameda, ca
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| +100 man points to that mofo ! |
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