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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:25 am Post subject: Statistics: Name of girls you've had sex with. |
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A while back, one of the men's magazines I read (Forgot if it was Stuff, Maxim or FHM.) conducted a sex survey. (Yeah, like they don't do that all the time.) One of the questions was regarding names of girls that guys in the US has had sex with. There were specifically 5 that were heavily recurring, suggesting that every guy has had sex with girls with all those names, but I don't remember them all. The ones I do remember are Jennifer, Lisa and Heather. (And I think there was either an Ashley or Amber somewhere in there?) I can honestly say that I've never had a Lisa before. I've had a Jennifer and a Heather, though. I've always wanted to try a Christina or Stacy.
So start coughing up some names. I wanna see what the names of Sacair's members' most common victims are. I'll still say that Jennifer is probably the #1 name that almost every guy has had sex with. But I'm curious what some other common names are.
Do it. Come on. Do it. Do it. |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:29 am Post subject: |
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Do you mean killing Kitties with them ?  |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| No, killing kittens is only done alone. (Well, usually anyways. I guess you can kill kittens with a girl, but it almost seems less interactive.) |
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Monksidious SacAirsoft Alumni

Joined: 28 Jul 2002 Posts: 1178 Location: Between your ladies thighs
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Jennifer (Blonde)
Jennifer (Chinese)
Jenica (Japannese/Wife)
Jenni
Valerie
Monica
Mai
Tiffany (White)
Tiffany (Hawiian/ Chinese/ Thai mix)
Stacy
Sandi
Vivian
Nicole
Jasmine
Christine
Autumn
Binh
Abby
Irene
Ilene
Catherine
Mia
Justine
Kelly
ummmmm.....and there are a few faces that I can't put a name to so.....if htere is someone I forgot sorry. |
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lcb_army Hardcore
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:17 am Post subject: |
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| Monksidious, are you a "post whore" or a man whore? damn dude.... thats all i have to say.... |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| As an afterthought, this is a thread that our girlfriends/wives/lovers probably shouldn't ever see... |
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Andrew Old Timer

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
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Dang Jeff!!!
Well I've had a jenniferr under my belt. And an Angel. Thats it for my career so far. _________________
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| Andrew wrote: |
Dang Jeff!!!
Well I've had a jenniferr under my belt. And an Angel. Thats it for my career so far. |
Wow. Everyone has had a Jennifer. Is it because all Jennifers are sluts or because it's (statistically speaking) the most common name?
I also notice that there have not been any Lisa's yet. Maybe Lisa's just not a common name on the west coast? |
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darkcobra SacAirsoft Alumni

Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Posts: 1940 Location: Pittsburg, CA
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:36 am Post subject: |
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I better just shut up!
Wife might reading over my shoulder! _________________ Ray's got the MOVES!
Craig's the PORNSTAR!
Stan's the FASHION WHORE!
What else could you ever want?!?!?!? |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:39 am Post subject: |
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I better just shut up!
Wife might reading over my shoulder! |
Admit it. You've had a Jennifer too, haven't you, Joel? It's proven. Everyone has had one. |
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darkcobra SacAirsoft Alumni

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Nope.....
Unfortunately, never had a Jeniffer.....
I heard they are pretty good  _________________ Ray's got the MOVES!
Craig's the PORNSTAR!
Stan's the FASHION WHORE!
What else could you ever want?!?!?!? |
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Andrew Old Timer

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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No. They just lay there. _________________
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Ray Site Admin

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Andrew wrote: |
| No. They just lay there. |
Then you must be doing something wrong . |
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CAIN SacAirsoft Alumni
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know Jeff. Does changing the name of your blow up doll every month count?  |
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ZackyD I <3 GEAR

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaahhahahahahahah _________________ -Happiness is a warm gun-
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Andrew Old Timer

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: |
| Andrew wrote: |
| No. They just lay there. |
Then you must be doing something wrong . |
Ya, probably. _________________
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Monksidious SacAirsoft Alumni

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know Jeff. Does changing the name of your blow up doll every month count?  |
Never had a blow up doll of my own but that reminds me of a hilarious story.
There was a manager of our who was getting married. He was a real cool guy but was a die hard Jewish dude who was very adimite that he didn't want any strippers at his bachelor party.
So before going to the party me and my friends go to one of thopse sleezy adult shops and get a blow up doll. Doll had curly red hair and what appeared to be eye make-up markings on her (based on the view outside the package). So we all pitch in and buy the thing. We head over to the place where the bachelor party is happening and decide to pull over at a gas station to pump her up.
We pull into the gas station and pull up the the air pump. There is already a car there but nobody is in it. We figured it was the attendents car. So for added cover we get between my car and the other car and get ready start blowing her up, as we open the packaging a dildo falls out. We figured it was a mistake and someone was just trying to steal it while paying for a blow up doll.. Two of my friends we too embarrased to do it so they stayed in the car. We are looking around making sure nobody is watching....start blowing her up... when someone comes out of the gas station and is walking to his car (the one parked right next to us). In gets my other friend. I froze up and stayed with the chick. I stopped blowing her up and tried to play it off.....hiding her between my body and my front tires. So the guy pulls away....no we have no conceallment from the street.
Embarrased I decided to put all the drama to an end and pump her up as fast as possible. So because it is all rolled up....once enough air got into it, it popped up pretty quick. Thats when I realized it was a dude not a chick. All my friends started laughing. That explains the dildo falling out of the packaging.
Anyway guess you had to be there. But its my only interaction with a blow up doll. |
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Ray Site Admin

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Since everyone here pretty much knows a Jennifer, maybe we should state her last name just to see if there's a Sacair Mascot??? |
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Ctfizzle I bookmark this website

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Shamika
Zahra
Sabrina
Daronda
FREEK-A-LEEK
Krista
Shonda
Keisha
Theresa
FREEK-A-LEEK
Felicia
TANISHIA
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Yolanda
Christina
HAHAHAHA. I love Peety Pablo |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: |
| Since everyone here pretty much knows a Jennifer, maybe we should state her last name just to see if there's a Sacair Mascot??? |
Errrrrrr...... I don't know the last name of mine. One, I met at a club (America Live, where the downtown Hard Rock Cafe is now.) when I was back in college. Another one I met at a party. I never got either of their last names.
Man, I feel like such a cheap slut saying that. |
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John Site Admin

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Christ, I can't remember all the names but the were:
3 Jennifers
2 Jenni's
2 Lisas
1 Michelle
3 Amy's (and various spellings of the same name)
1 Christi
2 Christinas
2 Kristins
1 Beth
1 Victoria
1 Sara
2 Katies
1 Charlesta
1 Jeff
1 Kevin (but I call him neo in the heat of passion)
I can remeber faces, but not the names.... _________________ Behold the Coolness That Is John
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Mr.Reyes SacAirsoft Alumni

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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WTF!
so along with the names, which stds did they give???
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John Site Admin

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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WTF!
so along with the names, which stds did they give???
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Industrial Strength Anti-Biotics....
-I keep my stuff covered at all times- _________________ Behold the Coolness That Is John |
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michaeld Old Timer

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| DONT BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL! |
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Dang Jeff!!!
Well I've had a jenniferr under my belt. And an Angel. Thats it for my career so far. |
Wow. Everyone has had a Jennifer. Is it because all Jennifers are sluts or because it's (statistically speaking) the most common name?
I also notice that there have not been any Lisa's yet. Maybe Lisa's just not a common name on the west coast? |
I'v Never been with a Jennifer...
Emily
Linior _________________ The Day of Reckoning is happening is never going to happen for me, no matter how hard I try.
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